This application is so not for guys. Here’s the original version:

Boyfriend/Girlfriend Application
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:

OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke?
4. Do you like the beach?
5. If so…would you go with me late at night?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?
9. If not what would we be doing?
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so…what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?

What Would You do if…
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I wanted to have sex with you:
I touched your ass:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:

What Do You Think Of My…
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:

Would You…
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Makeout with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
ask me out:
Date me:
Makeout with me whenever you had the chance:
Hold me and make my problems go away:

Here’s the improved version:

Girlfriend Application
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color):
Piercings/tattoos:
Prettiness:

OTHER:
1. Do you like sports?
2. Do you like videogames?
3. Do you cry for no reason?
4. Are you hot?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
1. I wanted a drink?
2. I asked you to stop crying?
3. We just finished our third date?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY:
Car:
Computer:

WOULD YOU…
Get me a drink?
Stop crying?

Fill out whichever you want. Or don’t.

Make a webcomic, titled “In Yesterday’s Pants”. No other information as of yet.

Yea, stole this from a few people, I’ll answer other people’s when I’m less tired.

Syr, when you check this out on my computer, I expect you to answer.

1. Who are you, what’s our relationship?
2. How and where did we meet?
3. What’s my middle name?
4. How long have you known me?
5. Tell me one good thing about myself.
6. When you first saw me, what was your impression of me?
7. What’s my age again?
8. So when’s my birthday?
9. What’s my favorite band at the moment?
10. What color are my eyes at the moment?
11. Do I have any siblings?
12. Have you ever had a crush on me?
13. What’s one of my favorite things to do?
14. Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?
15. Describe me in 3 words.
16. Name 5 things I love.
17. Do you think i’m good looking?
18. How would you describe me to someone?
19. Would you ever date me?
20. Tell me one thing you’ve always wanted to say but never did.
21. What do you like most about me?
22. If we could spend a day together what would we do?
23. Have we ever gotten in a fight?
24. Do you think we will be friends for at least 3 or 4 more years?
25. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
26. What do you think my weakness is?
27. Do you think I’ll get married?
28. What makes me happy?
29. What makes me sad?
30. What reminds you of me?
31. If you could give me anything what would it be?
32. When’s the last time you saw me?
33. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
34. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
35. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
36. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why?
37. What song (if any) reminds you of me?
38. If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
39. Would you make a move on me?
40. Do I cross your mind at least 1 time a day?

Yea, I never post here.  It’s 5 hours and 2 minutes until hops on her train to move on in with me.  These next two and a
half days will be some of the rougest of my life, I imagine.

I’m onto a new part of my life.  First college and living alone,
now my girlfriend and love of my life is moving in with me.  We’ll
have all the trials and tribulations that couples have, and we’ll work
through it.  I’ll lose the remote and she’ll hog the
computer.  I’ll sleep way too much and she’ll get upset when I
don’t get it across that I am kidding and in no way serious. 
We’ll go to parties together, we’ll stay at home and watch movies, and
we’ll hide her from the landlord.  Then we’ll get married some
time in the distant future.

I must say, being with her makes me the happiest I have ever felt, and
the thought of her moving in with me makes me incredibly happy and
horrifically worried.  I know I’ll like living with her, but will
she like living with me?  Only time will tell.

I’m so horrible at keeping a LF. So here’s some bullet points in my life.

• Jenn is moving June 6-8th
• I’m moving (with Jenn) June 12
• (That’s exactly a month after my 20th birthday(
• I probably have a hairline fracture on one of those little wrist bone thingies. If someone wants to name all the bones in the wrist, I’ll point out which one it is. But as such, I have a cast on, and I hate casts. Especially ones that keep me from being able to write and use a mouse. And I have some bad memories of the last time I had a cast
• Working at Blockbuster 48322 is awesome
• I need to see my parents more. We need to go out some weekend soon and have some fun
  
• Mitch is out house shopping

• Jenn can’t move in with me, according to Waterview. So I’m gonna have her live illegally, at least until I get sorted out the two different versions about a spouse-type person living with you.
• I’m gonna order a new license when I move, so that I’ll be voting here instead of in McKinney. I have no reason for doing such
• My arm hurts quite a bit in the cast, but it wasn’t hurting BEFORE it was in the cast, lovely
• I don’t think this post is HTML 4.03 Transitional-compliant.

Since everyone else has one, here’s mine:

Who will you be stuck with at end of time? by chi_a_baidh
Your name is
Your sex is	MaleFemaleUndecided
Your favorite color is	RedOrangeYellowGreenBluePurpleBlackWhiteOther
You are stuck there because	you murdered everyone else
For _____ years	12
With
He/She will think you are	God
You will	make a coconut radio
Created with quill18’s MemeGen 3.0!

I’m so glad I got my governor back.

Well, I’m pretty much gainfully employed now. I go to my employee orientation for Blockbuster tomorrow morning at 9, so wish me luck there. Another retail job with khakki pants, huzzah. And at a considerable pay cut as well.

Just the regular same ol’, same ol’ around here. I snagged a monitor and a few (possibly broken) copies and computers from my old work stomping grounds. I figure they’ll be good for something, possibly a small amount of cash. Now, what to do with the old broken fax/printer/copier that I got for free elsewhere? Well, I’m thinking of some Office Space-style aggression. I’ll have to gete in touch with some people around here who would like to wail on an expensive piece of equipment with baseball bats. Also some people with baseball bats who don’t mind the bats wailing on an expensive piece of office equipment. If it weren’t so darned heavy, we might use it in Matt’s trebuchet. But I somehow think the baseball bat thing will be the best option, and the most fun. We’ll see how it goes.

Also, feel free to buy me stuff.

All the cool kids are doing it, so here’s mine:

If you call me “Andrew”, then you are my parents, Jennifer, or Jenn talking about me.
If you call me “Love”, then you are Jenn talking to me.
If you call me “Fred”, you’re a member of my extended family.
If you call me “Wiggy”, then you are one of my close friends, or anyone I’ve talked to online in the past few years.
If you call me “BigWig”, then you know me from some online game.
If you call me “Wiggamachu”, “Wiggles”, or “Mr. Wigglesworth”, then you are Joseph from High School.
If you call me “Wig”, you are lazy.
If you call me “Wiggs”, you are Kat.
If you call me “Wiggimov”, you are squeakymewmew.
If you call me “Mr. Wignall”, you have absolutely no idea who I am.

Please sum up your opinion or impression of me in one word, leave it as a comment in this posting, and then post this sentence in your own journal.